Autumn, beautiful autumn. The season of mists and mellow fruitfulness but not for Jill off the internet. Not at all. For Jill it’s the season of beech hedges and achy shoulders, and can you imagine a worse combination? The flagrant deciduousness of beech hedges is bad enough but achy shoulders as well? Nightmare. Or, as Jill puts it, “the garden can look untidy quite quickly”. And it gets worse. In her Amazon review, “Jill from the UK” bravely reveals she has astroturf. The last thing you want when you’ve covered your garden in plastic is beech hedges covering your plastic in garden.
But don’t worry. Put away the hanky. Cancel the Crowdfunder. Jill has found a solution. She has bought herself a Hyundai leaf blower.