Once upon a time, there was a hero shooter that was legendary for the horny art it received. When the sequel came out, the horny art stopped. Was this a result of the sequel failing to include promised features and thus no one being horny enough to care any more, or was it that people stopped being horny for the game and thus stopped playing? The First Descendant’s developers are clearly not willing to bet against being insufficiently horny, which is why the developer TFD_PD_Lee signed into the game’s Discord in the middle of the night to promise that jiggle physics are being added to the game.
“I hope this will be a pleasant surprise for our dear successors who have been waiting for it,” the Nexon rep says. And just so we’re clear, the dev is literally calling it “jiggle physics.” That’s not our euphemism.
Apparently this feature was much requested, although an exact timetable for release has not yet been shared so you must live in your insufficiently jiggly realm of shooting for an undisclosed period of time. But rest assured that the developers are making sure that as you run around and discharge firearms at other players, you will not have to momentarily wonder why a woman’s body parts are not jiggling as if her clothing was secretly made of nylon and cellophane. Thank goodness that was avoided, we guess?
Ladies and Gents…. We’re officially getting “Jiggle Physics” 🍑🍒🗿
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The news arrives just as Nexon has introduced Season 2: Void Chaser, which launched December 5th.