- Kim Kardashian, Kim Jenner and Corey Gamble were late to a fashion show
- The trio got caught in a traffic jam and were upwards of 20 minutes late
- Kim sat next to fashion icon Anna Wintour, who only offered an icy smile
Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner and Corey Gamble are late for a very important date… the Victoria Beckham Fashion Show on the Season 5 premiere of The Kardashians.
Towards the end of the episode – entitled Welcome To My Mind – Kim, 43, Kris, 68, and Gamble, 43, gave themselves upwards of an hour to get to the show on time.
Unfortunately they got stuck in an insane traffic jam that ground the streets of Paris to a halt.
The Kardashian trio were 20 minutes late to the show… arriving in the front row and finding a rather icy Anna Wintour sitting next to them.
While they were afraid they’d miss Kendall walk the runway, they were actually on time… though none of them actually recognized Kendall in her unique look.
Kim gets into the van with Kris and Corey in a stunning gown, as it’s revealed there is 45 minutes until the show, but they get involved in a huge traffic jam.
‘We are in this crush of traffic. We know we’re gonna be late. We feel terrible. We don’t know what else to do. It’s like one road in and one road out and it’s stopped,’ Kris says in confession.
With just six minutes until the show, Kris asks the driver how long it would take if they just walked from there, as Kris admits, ‘I have such anxiety,’ in confession.
Kris adds, ‘I’m never late. I don’t like to be late. I like to be early. We gave ourselves plenty of time to get there, over an hour, and here we are in this mess and I’m so nervous that we’re not gonna make the show, and I know how much this means to Kim because Victoria and Kim are good friends, and Kendall is walking the show.’
Kris adds she hasn’t seen Kendall walk in person in so long, as Corey insists she’s not going to miss her… as we see a practically unrecognizable Kendall come out in her runway look – oversized thick black glasses, a black suit coat and pants with her hair back parted down the side and falling to her back in a long ponytail.
Kendall adds in confession that she’s closing the show, ‘which is also such an honor, and I love my look and I can’t wait for everyone to see.’
Kris and Kim and Corey’s car finally arrives as a nervous Kim asks, ‘Are they waiting for us?’ Someone on her glam team says, ‘No but the line is like crazy to get there.’
‘The car ride took us an hour so we’re 20 minutes late to the show, and I’m not late like that. I’m very respectful of people’s time and I feel really bad that we’re late. I’m just stressed out because I just know what’s gonna come, and for everyone to just start with this story that we held up the show, “Who do they think they are?” And that Anna (Wintour) was mad and that we don’t like each other.’
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Kim sits down next to Wintour, the longtime Vogue Editor in Chief, who gives her an awkward smile, and is flanked to her right by Victoria Beckham’s husband, soccer legend David Beckham.
Wintour only manages a feeble, ‘Hi,’ when they sit down, as Kim continues in confession, ‘I think if anything, we have to be extra on time, early, just not give anyone a reason to talk shit.’
The fashion show gets under way as the models walk the runway, as Kris wonders in confession, ‘Where’s Kendall? Did we miss Kendall? I’m like, maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic? What’s happening?’
Kendall closes out the show with her black suit and boxy black glasses, and as she walks by Kim, Kris and Corey, they clearly have no idea it’s her.
Kris says in confession, ‘Kendall, I don’t want you to take this personally, but I think I should let you know that I didn’t see you walk because I didn’t recognize you. It’s so horrible!’
Kendall added in confession, ‘My family, my friends, they didn’t recognize me, but I kind of love that, I really kind of love it. That’s like kind of always my goal, like being a chameleon, I guess, in the sense of becoming a different character.
At the end of the show, Victoria Beckham tells them that, ‘she closed, she was the last one, she was the final girl.’
A producer tells Kim in confession, ‘I feel like you should get a big pair of glasses,’ as Kim responds, ‘I should, I need them.’
Victoria tells Kim that Kendall, ‘is so sweet and kind to everyone,’ as Kim says, ‘She’s the best.’
Kim adds in confession, ‘I came to support Victoria, I came to support Kendall, I love seeing my mom…I do wish Khloe was here. Khloe can be so stuck in a routine. She’s not gonna meet anyone at carpool. She’s not gonna meet anyone at drop-off. She’s only gonna meet people when she does adult things.’
Kim and Victoria pose for snaps together and Kim continues in confession, ‘I think Khloe would be happier if she wasn’t so rigid about a schedule. Like I’m not so stuck on things,’ as the episode comes to an end.
Kim and Victoria pose for snaps together and Kim continues in confession, ‘I think Khloe would be happier if she wasn’t so rigid about a schedule. Like I’m not so stuck on things,’ as the episode comes to an end.
She’s surrounded by friends in her bedroom, as Kourtney admits, ‘I love being pregnant,’ as one friend, Melissa Kolker, admits, ‘I still feel like I still get like phantom kicks.’
Kim and Victoria pose for snaps together and Kim continues in confession, ‘I think Khloe would be happier if she wasn’t so rigid about a schedule. Like I’m not so stuck on things,’ as the episode comes to an end.
Jessica Wolfson added she enjoyed being pregnant besides all the, ‘vomit the whole time,’ while Kourtney adds, ‘I feel like it’s empowering.’
Jessica affirms, ‘It is, to give birth and then to like feed from your breast,’ as Sarah Howard added there was, ‘Milk squirting out everywhere.’
Kourtney mentioned that Melissa had a ‘trick’ but she laughed and said she couldn’t do it anymore, stating she could, ‘get a good squirt across the room,’ as Kourtney added, ‘like a long squirt, more than I could squirt when I had tons of milk.’
Jessica added, ‘It’s really good for you, but like I would take like a shot,’ though Sarah added, ‘I only do plant-based milk, sorry.’
Back in confession, a producer asks Kourtney how she’s feeling, and she says, ‘I feel great. I feel the oxytocin and all the good pregnancy hormones. I have like pinch me moments, all day long, where I’m like, wait, we’re like really having a baby.’
While being primped in confession she takes a video call from husband Travis Barker, who is on the road with his band Blink-182.
‘Hi baby,’ she said, as he responds, ‘I’m going on stage, I love you.’ Kourtney responds, ‘I love you and I hope you have the best show. Do you want me to say your prayer?’
‘Sure,’ Travis responds, as Kourtney continues, ‘Dear Lord Jesus, I hope you keep a wall of fire around Travis, may he have the best show and protect him from the fire and the riser and keep his head clear and his fingers safe and that he has the best show. In Jesus’ name, Amen.’
Travis thanks her and says he’ll call her after the show, and, meanwhile, back with her friends, she says she is ‘31 and a half weeks’ along.
A producer asks if Kourtney wants to talk about ‘what happened,’ and she says, ‘Not really,’ as Sarah asks when Travis left and she says, ‘Two days ago.’
Back in confession, Kourtney is coaxed into talking about ‘the scare’ that happened just as Barker left on his tour.
They show a headline revealing that Barker left his tour for an ‘urgent family matter’ regarding Kourtney’s pregnancy.
‘We had planned a scan at home so that all the kids could see the baby and Travis was about to leave for tour. The doctor who will come to the house to do the scan is a high-risk doctor who’s really detailed and thorough in looking for everything, and something caught his eye where he wanted me to see a couple specialists,’ she began.
‘And I had to go in for fetal surgery – where like they do the surgery on the baby – which was terrifying,’ she added in confession.
Back in her bedroom, she tells her friends, as Kourtney admitted it was, ‘so stressful,’ as Tracy asks, ‘and you were like by yourself?’
Kourtney responded, ‘Yeah, I was like, who can take me? Because they’re like you can’t eat or drink and someone has to drive you. And then my mom took me and that’s when Travis flew home.’
Kourtney added, ‘The thing that was awful was his WiFi was broken on the plane, so the whole time he couldn’t get updates.
Kourtney said, ‘He took off, and then I think I had it like a couple hours later, and I was sending him updates and my mom was sending him updates and he couldn’t get anything and he kept checking every two hours on the plane, like, “Can you reset the WiFi?”’
‘And they were like, “It broke on the last like two flights ago,’ Kourtney explained.
She added in confession, ‘By the time he got home, I had already had my surgery, cause it was like they had to do it right away. So my mom took me to the surgery and then Travis, as soon as he landed, came straight to the hospital and then took over and slept at the hospital with me.’
Jessica added, ‘He loves you so much, it’s really like…’ as Kourtney added, ‘I said to him after, “It’s like you’re really my husband,”’ which her friends thought was ‘cute.’
Kourtney continued, ‘But he was like…’ as Jessica asked, ‘But didn’t it feel good to have that partnership?’ Kourtney responded, ‘Totally.’
Sarah asked how quickly it ‘manifested itself’ as Kourtney admitted, ‘the timing of it was miraculous, like that like saved everything.’
Kourtney continued in confession, ‘I just feel so grateful that, you know, how everything played out, and for the doctors to help make the best decisions that really saved our baby.’
‘Dr. Rad was like, “That was a trauma, and like I want you guys to be able to like take a second and know that was really traumatic,’ Kourtney told her friends.
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She added in confession, ‘There is some super power that I have of that in emergency situations, I get really calm. And then right when we left, I was like, OK, I could take a deep breath, I could cry, I could get it out.’
Sarah admitted, ‘I probably cried more than you cried. I just know your whole journey to get here, you have just such great faith in a higher power that, you just knew you were gonna get pregnant, when everyone was telling you, you know, it can’t happen… the whole thing, I literally feel like I’m having a hot flash, it’s giving me anxiety.’
Kourtney added in confession, ‘So many people, they were so grateful that I posted something about it because they said so many people don’t even feel comfortable telling their friends or their family members because they’re like, “Did they do something wrong?”’
They showed the post Kourtney made and more news headlines about the hospitalization, as Kourtney adds, ‘My doctor is like there is nothing you did wrong, it’s not age-related, it’s just like a super-rare thing that happened.’
‘But then I was like after this happened I was like, “God’s got this, we’re good, this is a miracle and we’re just gonna be super positive,’ Kourtney added in confession.
Sarah added in Kourtney’s bedroom that her journey has been ‘beautiful’ but ‘intesnse and you’re at the finish line.’
Kourtney adds, ‘I feel good, but I also felt good, so I’m like, if I don’t feel movement for like five minutes I’m like shaking him up.’
She added in confession that because of the emergency fetal surgery she is now, ‘mostly on like bed rest because there’s a hole in the amniotic sac, from where they had to go in with the surgery.’
Kourtney revealed she’s not allowed to drive or even, ‘stand for more than 20 minutes,’ admitting, ‘I’m really not leaving he house, in other words.’
Kourtney asks if they all saw her baby shower invites, which they all did, but Kourtney said she hasn’t seen them yet, though they admit the invites are, ‘so cute.’
‘I’m like I don’t know the theme. I mean I gave ideas of just like vintage Disney, but I don’t know what…’ as Melissa adds, ‘OK, so you know it’s like Disney-themed?’
Kourtney continues in confession, ‘My mom, who was asking me about the food and I was like, “What? There’s no mention of pretzels? You know, Mickey Mouse pretzels? And there’s no Disneyland churros? We have to have those. Those are iconic. How amazing would that be? She agreed, and then beyond that, I was like, “You know what? Enjoy it.” I know how much she loves to do it and I think it’s really one of my lessons in life, this year, is to not like overly plan and control.’
The episode cuts to New York City, where Kim basically broke her promise last season about trying to slow down in her life.
She’s seen arriving at some unknown studio in a full-length maroon trench coat before getting ready to work on something.
Kim adds in confession, ‘Last year, I made a commitment to myself that I was going to slow down, take some time off… I was f***ing lying to myself because I’ve never been busier and it’s just… it’s just who I am.’
She’s seen being dressed in various outfits and meeting a number of different people in this studio, as Kim explains that, ‘being busy and working is my happy place.’
‘I’m in New York, I’m here for just 24 hours, and I’ve got Paris coming up,’ she adds, as we see her posing for a photo shoot.
Khloe Kardashian is seen in confession, repeating the question seemingly asked by a producer: ‘Has Kim Kardashian slowed down? No.’
They show Kim leaving a vehicle amid a horde of paparazzi, as Kim explains in confession, ‘I’m running a business, back and forth for meetings, and I’m in law school, and on top of that, I’m a mom of four, and it is the most important job.’
‘I have a new agent, I sound so Hollywood, but I’m not in that world yet, I have to prove myself,’ Kim adds in confession, when a producer asks, ‘How are you going to do it all?’
‘I don’t know. Help me. S.O.S.,’ Kim jokes in confession.
Back in Los Angeles, the episode cuts to Scott Disick’s house, as Khloe and Kris Jenner pay him a visit.
Kris explains in confession that the family did 20 seasons on the ‘old show’ – E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians – and now five seasons of this Hulu series, which add up to 25 seasons… which Kris thinks warrants a gift of some kind.
‘Season 5. Which means… by the way, if you add in the 20 seasons we did previously and these five seasons, that’s 25 seasons, so I think someone should get me a 25th anniversary gift. How about that? Aren’t you glad you brought that up?’
Kris and Khloe meet Scott, who has clearly lost a lot of weight since the fourth season, when he was having issues with his back after a nasty car accident.
Kris adds in confession, ‘Scott looks great and I know that he has really struggled the last year or so,’ as they show flashbacks to last season.
Kris adds she felt that Scott, ‘was not in the best place’ last season, adding it made her, ‘really sad,’ while Khloe marvels at all the healthy stuff in his fridge now.
Scott tries repeatedly to throw a grape into Khloe’s mouth but fails until the very last try, as Scott jokes, ‘I’m not a basketball player,’ referring to Khloe’s relationships with Tristan Thompson and Lamar Odom.
Khloe says in confession, ‘Season 5, we are back, almost like we never left. It might feel like it to some… me,’ she says.
She adds, ‘Everything is really great right now. I think I’m still shedding my 30s. I just want to be with my kids, enjoy my home, just dumb regular schmegular s**t.’
Kris asks how Scott’s oldest child Mason is, as Scott says, ‘He’s been really unbelievable. We’re closer than ever,’ joking that he’s ‘extremely excited about his new car that you promised him in three years,’ as Khloe says Mason, ‘will be 14 in like two months.’
Kris reminds Khloe that she used to drive when she was 14, as Khloe retorts, ‘But you lied to me and said that I had a government license,’ which stuns Scott.
‘You’re the one who told me I was allowed to take the kids to school,’ Khloe says, which stuns Scott further, who says, ‘Wait, what?! You drove the kids to school without a license?’
Kris can’t help but laugh, as Scott admits, ‘This is insane,’ as Kris admits she made it all up in confession.
‘A government issued license in the state of California is something I think I made up,’ Kris says with a smile.
Khloe adds in confession, ‘A government issued license is… bulls**t,’ while Kris retorts, ‘It was a little bit different back then. Don’t judge me until you’ve walked in my shoes!’
‘We’re all going to jail,’ Khloe jokes in confession, then admits to Scott that Kris, ‘would have had all of her kids taken away, if that story came out.’
‘We’re on the freeway and it shoots back into me!’ Khloe explains to a stunned Scott, who says, ‘It comes back into the car?’
‘You are a role model,’ Scott says, turning to Kris, as Khloe explains her mom, ‘kept throwing up,’ which just happened to be on a nice coat Kim and her first husband (Damon Thomas) gave her, which she said was, ‘the most expensive thing I ever owned,’ at the time.
They show a throwback pic of the coat – a navy blue shearling coat – adding, ‘You can’t get acidic throw-up out of suede.’
‘I take her home, we pull in, mom is such a legend,’ adding she called then-husband Bruce Jenner (before her transition to Caitlyn), and told him, ‘Bruce, I need you to know I threw up and if we don’t clean it now the paint’s gonna peel.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘He hosed my jacket down too, and R.I.P. to the jacket,’ as Scott brings up Caitlyn, asking, ‘Have you not seen the bulls**t she’s doing right now?’
Khloe nods and calmly says, ‘Say whatever you want,’ as they show a Variety headline promoting the new Peacock reality series House of Kardashian, where Caitlyn Jenner says that Kim, ‘calculated fame from the beginning.’
Khloe says in confession, ‘There’s this new documentary about our family and apparently whoever has been calling people who have either once been a part of our lives or are in our lives to do the documentary, and no one really has agreed to do it…. Except for Caitlyn.’
Scott shows Khloe the trailer, as they show an excerpt where Caitlyn contends, ‘Kris wanted to be more than just a housewife.’
Kris says, ‘Oh shoot me, I wanted to be more than just a housewife. OK, so kill me,’ as they also watch the trailer where Caitlyn says, ‘Kimberly calculated from the beginning, how do I become famous.’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Caitlyn is completely free to do whatever she wants. I do find it strange that she would agree to do a documentary that, I would imagine, isn’t trying to paint us in the most beautiful life. I just know she wouldn’t like that about her.’
Kim adds in confession that she got, ‘so many text messages saying like, “Doesn’t that hurt your feelings that like this is what you know your stepdad says about you?” It honestly doesn’t. I had such a great stepdad who raised me, so like none of those things that are said, even if twisted or whatever, are gonna make me think differently of like the life I had.’
Back at Scott’s house, Scott says, ‘People pointing fingers at her over the years as if she was the one that instigated being mean or being unkind or being this or being that.’
Khloe adds, ‘People didn’t, Caitlyn did. Caitlyn always made you look like that,’ as Scott added, ‘Even a few years ago when she asked for like help with the YouTube channel and she still gave a helping hand, she still tried to help, she still went out of her way, and now this?’
Khloe adds, ‘This was my dad for 24 years, like it hurts me too, and I was very close to Bruce. I used to lay in bed with him and watch f***ing Unsolved Mysteries and s**t with him all the time.’
They ultimately change the subject as Kris says she has to pack for Paris Fashion Week, as Kris asks if Khloe will come, but Khloe says Kim is just going for 12 hours.
‘There are a couple of things holding me back from wanting to go to Paris. School has just started and the school routine… is a routine, and especially when Kim told me we’re in Paris for 12 hours. That didn’t really seal the deal for me,’ Khloe says in confession.
‘Kim can fly by the seat of her pants, but it’s not me. I’m not gonna change who I am. I was like, you know what? I actually don’t care to do this. I would rather be with my kids,’ Khloe says in confession.
Kris says she has to go because she has to pack, when Scott calls her out saying she doesn’t pack herself, but Kris insists she ‘organizes.’
Khloe walks over to Tristan’s house, as she explains in confession that he has, ‘just been signed back to the Cleveland Cavaliers. He is about to go to Cleveland in the next couple of days, and the bird is leaving the nest. Go fly little bird, fly… don’t come back anytime soon.’
They hang out at his house as he says he’s packing, as Khloe adds in confession that she isn’t sure if the last couple of years have been ‘traumatic’ or not but a producer insists it has been.
‘I feel like the past couple of years, or maybe the past decade, has really been a very heavy time in my life and I don’t necessarily get a lot of time to just heal,’ Khloe said.
‘So I am just taking time for me and I’m not doing anything special. I’m not doing anything different, but I just want to be in the moment more. I want to put my energy into things that make me happy,’ she adds in confession.
Khloe asks Tristan how he’s doing and he says leaving is, ‘bittersweet,’ because he’s going to Cleveland without his brother Amari, who suffers from a severe form of autism known as Lennox-Gastaut Syndrome, which requires near-constant care.
‘He’s better here, cause this is where his doctors are, and it’s better for him to be around family and the kids,’ Khloe explained.
Tristan adds that will be the ‘most challenging part,’ for him moving to Cleveland, not having the family support at home.
‘I don’t know if you remember when you first came back here, that was a transition for me, not having your basketball routine. And then you’re like, I’m doing this routine? Not like it’s bad, but you just had to like get re-programmed into doing that. It’s basically what you’re going to be doing now, it’s just like a re-programming and it’s just like a short time period in the grand scheme of things.’
‘Daddy gotta go work,’ Tristan said with a smile as Khloe adds in confession, ‘The move-in and all these changes, it was just so overwhelming for me. And so, even when he moved into his house and I had my home back, I was like, “Ahh.”’
They go into their daughter True’s room as Khloe continues in confession, ‘Now that he’s going to Cleveland, I can imagine I’ll just feel a relief.’
She adds that she needs, ‘space,’ as Tristan suggests combining both of their houses, ‘and just live as one big happy family.’
‘No,’ Khloe says, as Tristan suggests making a tunnel or an ‘overpass’ that connects both houses, as Khloe adds, ‘That’s normal.’
Tristan continues, ‘We’re a great dynamic duo like peanut butter and jelly,’ before he proceeds to rattle off several memorable “duos.”
Khloe adds in confession, ‘Like, come on. Let’s just… you know where I stand. Sometimes I hate how much I have to think and be on guard to not do anything that might ever give a glimmer that there’s hope.’
They both hug awkwardly as Khloe leaves Tristan’s house, as she’s reminded outside of his house by a producer, ‘I believe it was Season 2, that you said once they get in, they never leave.’
‘Yup. They really don’t. They just don’t leave, even when you ask them to, they just keep staying,’ Khloe says, as we see Tristan waving at her awkwardly from his front door.
The episode transitions to Paris, where Kendall Jenner has arrived ahead of Paris Fashion Week.
She’s asked by a producer if she feels that she’s managing anxiety better, when Kendall reveals she wants to say something.
‘I feel like I am obviously the most boring sister, but I’m like genuinely… I watch the show back and I’m just like… I talk about the same thing over and over again,’ Kendall begins.
‘I’m always talking about my baby horse, my f***ing horses and then like my anxiety,’ Kendall says as they show a flashback suite of clips with Kendall talking about all of the above topics.
She adds, ‘Boring is a really negative word, that’s for sure, because I’m not boring. Ask any one of my best friends. I am a good time, K?’
Kendall continues that she’s in Paris for Paris Fashion Week, adding she is walking in the Victoria Beckham show, a L’Oreal fashion show,’ as she’s seen asking someone, ‘You like?’ referring to her outfit.
She adds that tonight she’ll have dinner with Kylie Jenner, which she is ‘excited about.’
‘I really love alone time with Kylie. I think we’re both pretty busy so when we get to have these one-on-one moments it’s really special.
Kendall admires one of the outfits, saying they did great work, as the episode cuts to dinner as Kendall expresses her frustration with her half-sister.
‘This f***ing w***e made me wait for an hour,’ Kendall says in the car, while Kylie is seen taking a selfie because she looks, ‘really good right now.’
‘Hi Season 5. It feels good to be back. I haven’t sat in this chair in awhile,’ Kylie says in confession.
Kylie finally arrives in the car as Kendall complains that Kylie made her wait for an hour to do a photo shoot as Kylie protests, ‘Whatever! It’s Fashion Week!’
Kendall suggests, ‘Well, you could have had your photo shoot after dinner and had some consideration for my time.’
They arrive at some restaurant with paparazzi waiting and enjoy an Italian dinner together including hearts of some kind.
Kylie says her ‘drama’ at the moment is she went to the Dolce & Gabbana show, ‘and they wanted me to like walk out right before the show.’
‘I was having the best time, I was like taking pictures, just chatting with everyone, then as I walked out and I saw everyone sitting and I realized everyone sitting here for the last hour is gonna think that they were waiting for me,’ Kylie says.
‘The show started, it’s fine, and of course, all these reporters that are there and start going on Tiktok and like, “Well then, you know, like this is how the Dolce show went and Kylie held the show up for 47 minutes, we were all waiting there for Kylie,” and I’m like…’ she said, making a gasping sound.
A newly-brunette Kylie said in confession, ‘Bonding with Kendall is the best. I’m just so grateful to have a sister so close in age to me. I mean she’s like really old,’ Kylie jokes.
‘We accept each other for who we are, opposites attract, that is true, and we’re just a good team,’ Kylie added in confession.
Back in Los Angeles, Kris Jenner is putting the finishing touches on Kourtney’s Disney-themed baby shower.
Kris even gets a set of iconic black Mickey Mouse ears with her name stitched into it, as she adds in confession, ‘I am so excited for Kourtney to see what we’ve done for her baby shower.’
Kris adds that Kourtney’s, ‘favorite thing is Disney’ and they have been going to Disneyland since she was born, adding, ‘so this is a very special place in Kourtney’s heart.’
She adds they have the new family tradition of the ‘baby bookcase’ that they just filled up with books… but the festivities hit a snag.
Kourtney facetimes Kris and tells her she just tested positive for COVID-19, as Kris calls in her party planner Mindy Weiss, asking her to stand at a distance, telling her Kourtney can’t come because she has COVID.
Kourtney explains in confession, ‘The morning of my baby shower, I woke up and tested positive for COVID-19, just as I was about to start getting ready.’
Kris starts crying as she feels bad that Kourtney won’t be able to see all of Mindy’s amazing work for the shower, adding she wants to keep her distance because she was with Kourtney recently and she isn’t sure if she has it or not, adding Travis has COVID too.
‘I just want Kourtney to be OK. She’s a high-risk pregnancy, this is really crazy,’ Kris says, saying into the camera, ‘I just wanted to make her happy… so, dang, I don’t know why I’m emotional.’
Kourtney says in confession that Kris told her she ‘has to see the baby shower’ so they decided to show up before the guests arrive.’
‘The first part of Travis’ European tour is over and he flies home and we test him for COVID, he wants to test. He’s negative. We make out for six hours and then I feel that he is hot, like his head feels very warm, not a making out type of warm, like really warm, then he tests positive for COVID,’ Kourtney says in confession.
Kris tells Mindy and the others that he doesn’t want to cancel the shower and waste all the hard work that happened.
Kourtney and Travis walk up the front steps as a barbershop quartet starts singing for them, as Kourtney adds in confession, ‘We really didn’t know what to do, if we should separate or what. I stayed in the guest room and we face timed all night but I think that first six hours of just making out was, like, I got COVID.’
Kourtney and Travis pick up their Mickey Mouse ears and marvel at all the Disney stuff, with Travis saying the ‘most important part’ was the churro station, along with the Mickey Mouse pretzels.
‘I feel like we just need to do it again,’ Kourtney tells the planners, as Kourtney’s daughter Penelope comes out and sees everything.
‘This is the longest that I haven’t been to Disneyland, so my mom basically brought Disneyland to me. It’s like couldn’t be a more perfect shower for me and Travis,’ Kourtney says in confession.
The family starts to arrive, as Kourtney and Travis sit in a distant table and tell people not to come too close to them.
Atiana de La Hoya arrives along with Malika Haqq as Travis jokes that Kourtney is like a Disney character with everyone coming to her.
‘Now that we’re here at the shower, everyone is telling us to stay and there are two chairs and a table that are so far away from everyone where I feel like we’re the king and queen… of COVID,’ Kourtney said.
Kourtney jokes she’s going to feel the vegan Travis cheese and he says, ‘No, don’t you dare,’ as Kourtney tells Alabama Barker that she got it this morning, as she said she almost came over there that morning.
Meanwhile, Khloe clangs two metal domes together to announce they’re going to have a toast, as Khloe goes first.
‘We all want to congratulate Kourtney and Travis for their beautiful beautiful angel that’s gonna be here in a couple of weeks now,’ as Kourtney says, ‘Let’s hope for five.’
‘We are just so happy to be here and to see that your love flourish and that your love created real genuine love and a little angel that’s coming soon, #13 for the family. Mom has been crying all day,’ Khloe says, before telling Kris it’s her turn.
‘You guys, we’re just praying for a healthy and happy delivery. We cannot wait to meet baby Rocky,’ which surprises Kourtney and Travis, since they hadn’t revealed the name yet.
‘I don’t think you were supposed to say that,’ Khloe whispers, as Kris gasps and tries to recover as the gathered all laugh.
‘What I meant was it’s gonna be a very rocky day,’ Kris says, as Kim says in confession, ‘Come on, mom. We’ve been hiding names and bumps and pregnancies and marriages and everything for years. And at grandchild 13 are you like losing it at this point? Like how do you let it slip? How do you say the name?’
Kim adds, ‘If his name is Rocky, it’s so fitting because he’s such a fighter, and so are you guys and we love you,’ as they all toast to the couple and their first child.
‘Well, note to self, I’m not telling you any kids names moving forward,’ Khloe tells Kris, as Kourtney tells Kris, ‘This is so perfect, thank you mom, it’s so thoughtful.
Travis adds, ‘Can you imagine if we didn’t see all of this?’ Kourtney says, ‘It’s exhausting, I’m like out of breath.’
‘Are you?’ she asks Travis, and he shakes his head, as Kourtney adds, ‘You’re not growing a baby,’ as Travis adds, ‘I wish I could do this for you,’ while rubbing her bump.
Kris adds, ‘I think it all turned out after all at the happiest place on Earth. So you know there’s always a happy ending. There might be a lot of drama, as usual, but at the end of the day, there’s always a happy ending and it’s always about family.’
The episode cuts to an airfield where Kim’s private jet is waiting, telling Kris and Corey Gamble that she hopes she falls asleep, ‘because I have to work as soon as I land.’
‘My mom, Corey and I are going to Paris. I mean, it’s Fashion Week. There’s just so much going on that I’m so excited about,’ Kim says in confession as they all have a champagne toast.
Kim breaks down her itinerary – ‘So I go to New York, 6 hours, to Paris for 15 hours, to Atlantic City, to Milan, my plane is gonna go home and pick up my kids.’
Kim adds in confession that people ask, ‘Why do you work so much?’ Kim responds, ‘Yeah, that’s my vice, but what else do you want me to be doing? Do you want me to be doing drugs? Like, if I’m addicted to working and being busy, I don’t think that’s the worst thing. How about, you let me do what I want to do, you do you and I’ll do me.’
Kim tells Kris and Corey he’s going to have them drop her off in Milan and then she has to go to Washington D.C., as they cheers to good things on their private plane.
They mention on the plane that one of the beds is the one Khloe wanted, which segues into Kim saying that Khloe has been, ‘unbearable these days.’
‘Khloe is not coming and honestly she’s just not feeling it. When you’re not feeling it, there’s nothing that can force you to come and have a good time. Like you will just be miserable. I am not in the mood to deal,’ Kim says in confession.
Meanwhile, Khloe explains that she didn’t go to Paris for 12 hours because she thought Kourtney might need her.
‘Kourtney is at the very end of her pregnancy. I feel like someone has to be here, even for all the kids, like God forbid there’s a natural disaster. I just feel like somebody has to be here. I know I’m an overthinker, I know I’m insane. Welcome to my mind,’ Khloe says.
Kim seemingly retorts, ‘She needs to get out and live her life. All arrows are pointing towards misery and she feels guilty for leaving and she should just be home.’
The episode cuts to Paris where Kim is in glam and Kendall comes to visit her, as Kim says it’s great she’s walking in all the shows.
Kim says she’s leaving tomorrow at 6 AM and then heading to New York for a day, as Kendall says in confession, ‘Kim is only here for 12 hours, and I don’t know why. Like, God bless her soul, so much respect for level of give-a-f**k that she has and flying around to all these places and more power to her for sure, but I just could never. Like, it’s so much.’
Kim seemingly addresses her half-sister in her own confession, adding, ‘Why is everyone so concerned that I work a lot? Everyone just has a different idea of what success is and looks like to them and I think you just should be like non-judgmental to what that is, it could look like anyting.’
Kendall admits, ‘I worry about her, I really do. I think about her often, in the sense of I want her to take a break.’
Kendall goes to talk to Kris, laying on the hotel bed covered by a coat, asking if she has anything going on tomorrow at 6 PM, as Kendall says she and her friends are all watching the Golden Bachelor.
Kim says she is ‘dying to see it,’ as Kris says, ‘You guys are finally on my Bachelor bandwagon?’ Kendall says she’s been on it for years, ‘you used to make me watch it.’
Kim says she will watch the show on the plane, as Kris asks Kendall if she remembers when she was a kid and they came to Paris and she would get her oatmeal and pasta.
‘Oh we’re doing this right now? We’re getting sentimental?’ Kendall says, as Kris says, ‘And now you have your own room, you’re all grown up.’
Kim asks if she’s seen a show called Naked Attraction as Kendall goes into the other room to talk to Kim about this show, leaving Kris alone, which she seemingly can’t handle.
Kendall asks what the show is and Kim’s hair stylist says, ‘It’s like they judge them by like their naked bodies,’ as Kim adds, ‘So it’s like a dating show,’ as Kim searches her phone for a clip as Kris asks Kendall to come back to her.
‘I’m so popular everyone wants to talk to me,’ Kendall says into the camera before leaving to see the clip Kim pulled up.
‘I feel so desired in this very moment and I love it. No, I’m kidding. I mean, I’m not kidding, but everybody loves feeling a little desired,’ Kendall admits, as Kris yells at Kendall to come back… for some reason she’s unable or unwilling to simply get out of bed.
‘Kendall I’m lonely!’ Kris yells from the bed as Kendall comes back, before she has to leave for real to get ready for the show.
The preview for next week’s episode shows Kendall walking the runway yet again, while Khloe tells her brother Rob that her friend Malika Haqq wants to have another kid, adding, ‘why not get it from you?’
‘I can’t f**k anymore,’ Rob says, which startles Khloe, though Scott Disick tells Malika, ‘I’ve always wanted to bang you, let’s do it!’
They also tease the premiere of American Horror Story: Delicate, which Kim had a role on, as the family is seen watching and cheering her on.
After the episode, Kim tells everyone, ‘I can officially apply for a star on the Walk of Fame’ as she raises a glass.
American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy is seen meeting with Kim and momager Kris, saying Kim was, ‘really really good,’ while telling them the network asked, ‘Do you think Kim would want to do her own show?’
‘F**k, what did I get myself into,’ Kim says in confession, asking, ‘Can I really pull this off?’
Meanwhile, the Golden Bachelor himself, Gerry Turner, pays the family a visit, and Kris has a chat with Kim about her doing ‘a lot’ adding her ‘house is a circus.’
‘I want to be more strict but I have a hard time saying no,’ Kim admits in confession, while telling Kim that Khloe is ‘so tough,’ as Kris asks if she’s talked to her about this and Kim says, ‘No, because she’s just so judgmental.’
‘I am a rigid motherf***er,’ Khloe says in confession as the preview comes to an end.