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Charli XCX calls Martha Stewart’s feud with The Post journalist ‘extremely brat’ in ‘SNL’ monologue

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Now that’s Brat.

Charli XCX hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend and mentioned Martha Stewart’s feud with The Post journalist Andrea Peyser during her opening monologue.

The singer, 32, used Stewart, 83, wrongly claiming Peyser was dead in her Netflix documentary, and Peyser’s subsequent “I’m alive bitch!” clapback, as an example of what “brat” is.

Charli XCX on “Saturday Night Live.” NBC / SNL
Charli XCX hosting “SNL.” NBC / SNL

“Honestly, it’s just like an attitude,” said Charli. “It’s a vibe. For example, the new Martha Stewart documentary: When Martha gets mad about an old magazine article and she says that she’s glad the journalist who wrote it is dead, that is brat.”

“And then last Friday, when that exact journalist responded and said, ‘Hey I’m alive, bitch,’ that is extremely brat,” Charli added.

The “Apple” singer then declared that “anyone can be Brat,” as she was joined onstage by “SNL” alum Kyle Mooney.

Peyser exclusively told The Post, “Word to Mistress Martha: I’m still alive. Bitch. I’m floored to be called ‘extremely ‘brat’ on SNL. And thrilled that Martha Stewart is merely ‘brat.’ I am, however, still a bit frightened to have lived so long, rent-free, in Martha’s head.

Martha Stewart in her Netflix documentary. Netflix

In the “Martha” documentary, Stewart talked about the “New York Post lady” who wrote “horrible” things about her during her 2004 trial for an insider trading scheme. The famous homemaker served five months in jail for her crimes.

“But she is dead now, thank goodness,” Stewart said about Peyser, without ever naming her.

Post columnist Andrea Peyser (very much alive), was killed off by Martha Stewart in the new Netflix documentary “Martha.” New York Post

“And nobody has to put up with the crap she was writing all the time,” she added.

But Peyser — who covered Stewart’s six-week trial from the Manhattan courtroom almost daily for The Post — responded to Stewart: “I’m alive, bitch.”

Andrea Peyser in 2002. Lorenzo Ciniglio

“News of my passing came as a shock. Should I be scared about continuing to write that ‘crap’?” the writer added in her Nov. 7 column.

Andrea Peyser’s column about Martha Stewart from 2004. New York Post
New York Post cover from March 6, 2004.

“Long after she and her insider tip-giving stockbroker Peter Bacanovic were convicted of securities fraud and other crimes, then lying about it to federal investigators, her thoughts are not with her family, her pink-slipped employees, her mini-menagerie of animals, or even her own miserable self. She’s focused her fury at me,” Peyser wrote.

She also said, “Martha thinks I’m ‘dead.’ But rather than feeling angry or worried that Martha has offed me, or to seek an emergency order of protection, I am overwhelmingly sad in the face of Martha’s bitterness.”

Martha Stewart at the Louis Vuitton 57th Street NYC store opening on November 14. Getty Images for Louis Vuitton

Stewart responded to Peyser’s column while speaking at the Philadelphia Conference for Women event, telling the audience, “She wrote this very scathing article today in the New York Post — my favorite newspaper.”

After reading Peyser’s headline, which caused audible gasps from the audience, Stewart added, “So, that will probably cause more people to watch my documentary.”

The former talk show host also doubled down on her innocence, calling her securities fraud misdeeds “a crime I didn’t commit.”

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