Just when you think you’ve seen everything…
Kim Kardashian, whose greatest acting role was in a porn video, has released a lump of coal for Christmas.
Kim writhes dressed as Marilyn Monroe in a low budget looking video set to the classic song, “Santa Baby.” Macaulay Culkin, who makes a cameo appearance, should have stayed Home, Alone. Blonde Macaulay’s hair is dyed dark brown so that he resembles brother Kieran, currently picking up acting prizes left and right. Is this a jab?
Kim — you know she’s a lawyer and social activist — flashes a lot of flesh in her tight panties.
The ex Mrs. Kanye West’s bid for attention comes as she can’t sing or act. But is she good crawling around on the floor, sometimes walking on glass on all fours through a Christmas party that’s gone wrong. She excels at spreading her legs. Her kids must be so proud.
For some reason, Columbia Records — home to Bruce, Barbra, and Billy — has issued this garbage just to test if we’re awake and still have any standards. The only person who wins here is Philip Springer, author of “Santa Baby,” who’s about 97 years old.
The film, as it were, is directed by Nadia Lee Cohen and Charlie Denis and produced by Kim’s charming brother-in-law, Travis Barker.