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Two fingers up to the puritans — Rivals is a bra-off, knickers-down delight

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Alex Hassell with Emily Atack in Rivals

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If you read Jilly Cooper, the first thing you notice (beyond the shagging) is the scenery.

Rutshire — the fictional county where her books are set — is a voluptuous, fantasy playpen. It is filled with rutting animals, beautiful, emerald, cleavage-like hills, lovely houses and hot, horny men.

So I guess it was only a matter of time before some steamed-up, panting, myopic old hairy-fingered exec at an American streamer, in search of the next bit of gorgeous period nonsense, screamed: “I’ll have me some of that DOWNTON-ADJACENT BRITISH COUNTRY HOUSE PORN.”

Only, have they read Jilly?

Cooper, the author of Riders and Rivals (Disney+), is the filthiest person we have. Hers is a driving, Musk-level obsession: people (women) are constantly being hauled into

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