Katy Perry has revealed that if Orlando Bloom does the dishes she will likely give him oral sex.
The California Girls hitmaker, 39, admitted that if she were to come downstairs in the morning and her man – who is Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando, 47 – had done all of the dishes and closed the cabinet doors she ‘will’ give him oral sex.
‘It’s that easy,’ she said in a lively episode of Call Her Daddy, after being asked about red flags in men.
‘I’m no longer attracted to narcissists,’ said the popstar – who was previously married to disgraced comedian Russell Brand – before listing her crimson signs.
‘Anyone who is constantly changing the goal post or pulling the rug out from you emotionally, not it,’ she told host Alex Cooper.
‘Anyone that says they know you better than you know yourself. Someone that won’t just help.
Then, explaining her big green flag, Katy said: ‘Like if I come downstairs and the kitchen is clean and you’ve done all the dishes, and you’ve closed all the pantry doors, you better be ready to get your d*** sucked.
‘Literally, that is my love language, I don’t need a red Ferrari. I can buy a red Ferrari. Just do the f***ing dishes. I will suck your d*** – it’s that easy!’
Alongside her x-rated confession, Katy reflected on her upbringing in Southern California under the watchful eyes of her parents – two itinerant born-again Christian ministers.
‘I wasn’t allowed to eat lucky charms because luck was derivative of lucifer,’ she revealed, continuing: ‘I wasn’t even allowed to acknowledge the opposite sex. I didn’t even know how to use a tampon.’
She explained: ‘I was on swim team still wearing a f***ing pad. They girls were like, “Girl that’s why you’re last, you have a floatation device.”‘
The pair have previously been frank about their marriage and sex life.
In 2021 Orlando told The Guardian that he and Katy were having ‘not enough’ sex, before explaining that they had just welcomed a baby together – Daisy Dove.
Earlier this year Katy was asked by a fan about Orlando’s ‘magic stick’ to which she responded with a laugh, before saying: ‘Well we’ve been together for a while.’
The former American Idol judge then recited the lyrics from B.O.B’s hit 2010 song Magic, as she sang: ‘So I guess he’s got the magic in him.’
Turning serious, the popstar added, ‘No, it’s really his heart. And he gave me my greatest gift ever, Daisy Dove.’
The pair got engaged in 2019 and a year later welcomed Daisy, who will turn four in August.
Orlando also shares son Flynn, 13, with his ex-wife, model Miranda Kerr, 41.
This comes after Katy’s big comeback in her Woman’s World single, which was disastrously received by critics, who dubbed it a tired take on feminism.
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