If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just remember…
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The person whose pizza apparently encountered a supermassive black hole:
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The person who will now get SUPER nutrition:
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The person who got some delicious, dry bread:
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The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:
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The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:
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The person who’s going to be sneezin’ ’til the cows come home:
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The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:
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The person who shall be forever trapped behind this truck:
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The person who experienced a fate worse than death:
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The person who got a very special filling inside their chocolate:
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The person who was kind enough to share their wrap with a neighboring fly:
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The person whose AC was absolutely working overtime:
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The person who would be burned at the stake 500 years ago for this demonry:
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The person whose pepper betrayed them:
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The person who just discovered a new species:
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The person whose speaker shall speak no more:
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And the person whose tastebuds have tasted things… terrible things: